So I do it three or four times a day.” ~Gene Perret “I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. “There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.” ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes “When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.” ~Gene Perret Women go right on cooking.” ~Gail SheehyhPerretgolf. “When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. “Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.” ~Will Rogers, Autobiography, 1949 “The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.” ~Author Unknown “Yes,” he laughed, “I’ve been attending lots of seminars in my retirement. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.” ~Gene Perret “Retirement can be a great joy if you can figure out how to spend time without spending money.” ~Author Unknown “Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.” ~Author Unknown “I’m retired - goodbye tension, hello pension!” ~Author Retirement: “Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.” ~Gene Perret “The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.” ~Abe Lemons “When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.” To me a job is an invasion of privacy.” Danny McGoorty “When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.” Some good, funny retirement quotes will get them chuckling away, so take advantage of these quotes below and use them to brighten this momentous event.
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